:: About Me ::

Why the heck would you want to know this stuff? I'm just some schmoe who gets his kicks by ranting and raving weekly and possibly picking up a pencil for some doodle-age now and again. Well for those persistent jerks, here are the basics:

Hair: Brown

Eyes: Brown

Smile: Not usually

Clothes: Mostly black

Year of Birth: 1978 (do the math)

Fave bands: The Cure, New Order, The Misfits, Joy Division, His Infernal Majesty, Depeche Mode, Nightwish, Moby, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Sisters of Mercy, The Ramones, The Smiths, The Who, Violent Femmes, David Bowie, Evanescence, Apocalyptica, the Kinks, She Wants Revenge, The Birthday Massacre

Fave songs: The Cure - "Like Cockatoos", The Cure - "A Strange Day", New Order - "Perfect Kiss", The Misfits - "Dig Up Her Bones", The Clash - "London Calling", Tears For Fears - "Mad World", When In Rome - "The Promise", The Cranes - "Shining Road", The Ramones - "Blitzkrieg Bop", Nick Cave - "To Be By Your Side", Joy Division- "Shadowplay", the Kinks - "Celluloid Heroes", Wolfsheim "Find You're Gone", She Wants Revenge "I Don't Want to Fall in Love", Leiahdorus "Parallel Universe", The Clash "Lost in a Supermarket", Birthday Massacre "Video Kid", Evanescence "Imaginary", Aerosmith - "Dream On", Simon & Garfunkle - "Scarborough Fair/Canticle"

Fave films: American Beauty, Donnie Darko, Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust, Spirited Away, Perfect Blue, Ghostbusters, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Rules of Attraction, Chasing Amy, Clerks, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Superman, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Shadow of the Vampire, Memento, Heathers, Harold and Maude, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Incredibles, Hot Fuzz, Pan's Labyrinth, Stranger Than Fiction

Fave TV: Mystery Science Theater 3000, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Lost, Powerpuff Girls, Samurai Jack, Inuyasha, Batman the Animated Series, The Simpsons, Futurama, CSI, Law & Order Criminal Intent, That 70's Show, Invader Zim, Doctor Who, Tenchi In Tokyo, Fruits Basket, Six Feet Under, Batman: Beyond, South Park, Robot Chicken, Dexter

Obsessed with: cartoons, comics, a good story, nice art, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Harry Potter, stuff about serial killers, piano music

Fave super-hero comics: Batman, Spider-Man, Noble Causes, The Watchmen,  X-men, Runaways, Invincible

Fave non-super-hero comics: Blue Monday, Hopeless Savages, GloomCookie, JTHM, The Sandman, Lenore, Serenity Rose, Nightmares and Fairy Tales, Fables, Walking Dead

Fave authors: Neil Gaiman, Alan Moore, Grant Morrison, Terry Pratchett

Biggest Creative Influences: Neil Gaiman (literature), Robert Smith (music), Tim Burton (film)

Would most like to meet: Neil Gaiman, Chynna Clugston, Serena Valentino, Aaron Alexovich

On the Fight Club list: Jeff Goldblum, Joel Schumacher, Rob Liefeld, Steve Guttenberg (thanks, Kat-eroo), Rob Schneider

Self described: geek, goth-punk, hack, hopeless romantic (no really, shoot me now)

Secret shame: despite repeated denials, does in fact own a cowboy hat

Most recent good novel read: Small Gods by Terry Pratchett

Intelligence: According to These People, my IQ is 134, that of a University graduate.

If I were a Pirate: My name would be Bloody William Kidd and my basic description would be: Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For me, it's definitely the fighting. Even though I'm not always the traditional swaggering gallant, my steadiness and planning make me a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Life expectancy: According to the Death Test, I am expected to die on May 8, 2043, at the age of 65. There is a 35% chance it will be of heart attack, 26% chance of cancer, 8% alien abduction, 5% auto-fellatio, and my Obituary will look something like this: "We regret to announce the unfortunate demise of william the bloody, who on the 2nd of April of this year was brutally ground to powder by Gizmorlag the Slug Demon. This unfortunate incident occurred in a murky swamp in Seattle, WA. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Not again!" just before expiring. william the bloody is survived by fifty or so gerbils. Funeral services will be held the 7th of next month."

Afterlife: Based on a 43 points out of 100, it is Highly Unlikely that I will go to heaven, in fact, I will probably be banished to the 7th level of Hell, along with those who are violent.

Subconscious: According to an Inkblot Test, my subconscious is driven mostly by peace. I have a deeply-rooted desire to make peace in the world. Whether through subtle interactions with loved ones, or through getting involved in social causes, it is important to me to be able to influence the world in a positive way. I have a deep respect for humankind. I care about the future of the world, even beyond my own involvement in it, and you inspire others to feel the same way. My innate drive toward peace guides me in daily life towards decisions that are respectful toward yourself and others. My psyche is very rich; the more you learn about it, the more I will understand who I really am.

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