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There are some circumstances for which I wish the government had the ability to more severely intervene. Yeah, I know, all that business about totalitarianism and fascism, or whatever, I'm sorry but I think there are just some offenses that deserve that extra punishment. For example...

Those idiots who talk on their cell phones while driving. Some places have made this illegal already, but not enough in my opinion. And you know what? Just being illegal isn't enough. It's time for that of that a little more extreme consequences I was talking about. Got collared for six offenses in one year? Then I'm sorry, but you have to choose between having a cell phone or a car. One or the other as you clearly cannot be trusted with both.

And while we're on drivers, how about DRUNK drivers? I think we'd ALL like to see some kind of ultra serious punishment meted out for those types. Let's see, first offense, we'll go easy because sometimes some people just mess up and need to learn, so how about you lose your license for, oh, six months and have to take some sort of classes. Second offense? Sorry, but you lose your license FOREVER. That's right, no more driving for you, Mr. Drunk. If you get caught driving without your license? Jail time. Like say, five years. If you're drunk and driving with a suspended license? Ten years. Do not pass Go, do not collect one hundred dollars.

And once again I'm going to go after irresponsible parents. I'm talking the extreme kind. I actually know of a woman in my town who has had four children with three different men and every single one of them got taken away from her by social services before their first birthday. Guess what? She's pregnant again! There has got to be a point where the government can just say, enough is enough, lady. You've abused your right to have children, so it's a hysterectomy for you. Same thing can go for men too. Got six or seven bastard children up and down the coast and you can't make good on any child support? I'm sorry sir, but you have to get in the vasectomy chair, that's just the way it is.

Sound a little over the top? Good! Maybe that's what it takes to get some idiots' attention! I think people would start taking more issues more seriously if they knew of the hard-core consequences awaiting them. And you all called Judge Dredd a fascist!

William (losing patience)

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