Our founder, Sir Bloody William Salutations, traveler of The Internets! Welcome to William's Bloody Hell, so named after our founder, Sir Bloody William. He is seen in the likeness above in a rare, 19th century woodcut. This image was rumoured to have been commissioned after a bout of unpleasantness in the White Chapel district of London. Do enjoy your stay and peruse our many, varied offerings, much of which cannot be found elsewhere!

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Rant 388 (April 20, 2013 Thanks for the Art Requests!)

Rant 387 (September 2, 2012 "Will You Draw For Me?")

Rant 386 (June 10, 2012 Cintiq)

Rant 385 (March 25, 2012 One Year on DeviantArt)

Rant 384 (February 12, 2012 Daria New Fan Artist of the Year 2011)

Rant 383 (February 6, 2011 Indefinite Hiatus)

Rant 382 (January 30, 2011 Covers vs Homages vs Samples vs Parodies)

Rant 381 (January 23, 2011 Cover Songs)

Rant 380 (January 16, 2011 Plot Holes!)

Rant 379 (January 9, 2011 Acronyms)

Rant 378 (January 2, 2011 The 2010 Retrospectacular!)

Rant 377 (December 26, 2010 Auld Lang Syne)

Rant 376 (December 19, 2010 Charities)

Rant 375 (December 12, 2010 Trees vs. X-mas: One will survive!)

Rant 374 (December 5, 2010 New Hampshire Lessons)

Rant 373 (November 28, 2010 Areas of Expertise)

Rant 372 (November 21, 2010 Harry Potter Problems)

Rant 371 (November 14, 2010 The Crazy Townsfolk)

Rant 370 (November 7, 2010 Parental Education Reform)

Rant 369 (October 31, 2010 Sexy Costume Silliness)

Rant 368 (October 24, 2010 Losing It)

Rant 367 (October 17, 2010 Goths on a Boat)

Rant 366 (September 19, 2010 Save the World: Less People)

Rant 365 (September 12, 2010 School Girl Uniforms!)

Rant 364 (September 5, 2010 Interview Swap: Gossamer's Travels)

Rant 363 (August 29, 2010 Fame?)

Rant 362 (August 22, 2010 Film Scores)

Rant 361 (August 15, 2010 Twitter: Pros & Cons)

Rant 360 (August 8, 2010 Taste the Difference)

Rant 359 (August 1, 2010 AMVs!)

Rant 358 (July 25, 2010 William Recommends: Comic Books!)

Rant 357 (July 18, 2010 Cartoon to Comic Characters)

Rant 356 (July 11, 2010 Summer heat)

Rant 355 (July 4, 2010 Zuda Rage Mode)

Rant 354 (June 27, 2010 Speaking and Spelling)

Rant 353 (June 20, 2010 Comic Convention Advice)

Rant 352 (June 6, 2010 Stuck in your head!)

Rant 351 (May 30, 2010 Disintegration Deluxe!)

Rant 350 (May 23, 2010 Graffiti)

Rant 349 (May 16, 2010 Music Mash-ups!)

Rant 348 (May 9, 2010 Another Spam Attack!)

Rant 347 (May 2, 2010 Writer's Block)

Rant 346 (April 25, 2010 Stupid Computer Sound Effects)

Rant 345 (April 18, 2010 Animal Anomalies)

Rant 344 (April 11, 2010 Medical Misconceptions in Media)

Rant 343 (April 3, 2010 Trouble Sleeping 2)

Rant 342 (March 28, 2010 Frequent Fonts)

Rant 341 (March 21, 2010 Illicit Illustrations!)

Rant 340 (March 14, 2010 Site Revamp Version 10!)

Rant 339 (March 7, 2010 Saturday Mornings)

Rant 338 (February 28, 2010 Three-Dee!)

Rant 337 (February 21, 2010 Terror of Twins!)

Rant 336 (February 14, 2010 Folly of Flowers)

Rant 335 (February 7, 2010 Interview Swap: The Gabe)

Rant 334 (January 31, 2010 Interview Swap Idea!)

Rant 333 (January 24, 2010 Space Stuff)

Rant 332 (January 17, 2010 So Bad They're Good!)

Rant 331 (January 10, 2010, Vegans)

Rant 330 (January 3, 2010, 10 Things You Don't Know About Me)

Rant 329 (December 27, 2009 The Good News!)

Rant 328 (December 20, 2009 The 12 days of X-mas: WTF?)

Rant 327 (December 13, 2009 The Man in the Black Suit)

Rant 326 (December 6, 2009 More Fun Videos)

Rant 325 (November 29, 2009 The Holiday Crazies)

Rant 324 (November 22, 2009 Spam Applicants)

Rant 323 (November 15, 2009 Bad Movie Deaths)

Rant 322 (November 8, 2009 Zombies go downhill. Simple.)

Rant 321 (November 1, 2009 Halloween Costume Advice)

Rant 320 (October 25, 2009 Star Trek: TNG Drinking Game!)

Rant 319 (October 18, 2009 Odd Observations)

Rant 318 (October 11, 2009 The Rise of the Zombie!)

Rant 317 (October 4, 2009 William Recommends: Webcomics)

Rant 316 (September 27, 2009 Word Disambiguation)

Rant 315 (September 20, 2009 Panic Room)

Rant 314 (September 13, 2009 Vampire Pussies)

Rant 313 (September 6, 2009 The Disney Dilemma)

Rant 312 (August 30, 2009 Still Hate Wal-Mart. FYI.)

Rant 311 (August 23, 2009 Driving Kills Brain Cells)

Rant 310 (August 16, 2009 Ghosts: Fact or Fiction?)

Rant 309 (August 9, 2009 Rule 34!!)

Rant 308 (August 2, 2009 William Recommends: Silent Movies)

Rant 307 (July 26, 2009 Rob Liefeld vs. New Mutants #98)

Rant 306 (July 19, 2009 The Universal Device)

Rant 305 (July 12, 2009 Check-out Chagrin)

Rant 304 (July 5, 2009 Dog Dignity)

Rant 303 (June 28, 2009 Comic Convention 2009 Photo Re-cap)

Rant 302 (June 14, 2009 The Sinister Sims!)

Rant 301 (June 7, 2009 Supernatural Selection)

Rant 300 (May 31, 2009 Irksome iPhone)

Rant 299 (May 24, 2009 Your daughter: the Stripper!)

Rant 298 (May 17, 2009 You suck)

Rant 297 (May 10, 2009 The Spam folder cop-out)

Rant 296 (May 3, 2009 Controlled Spending Saves Lives!)

Rant 295 (April 26, 2009 Petty Bargain Hunters)

Rant 294 (April 19, 2009 The Cure: Music Video Timeline)

Rant 293 (April 12, 2009 William Recommends: Cure Songs!)

Rant 292 (April 5, 2009 How to Write a Cure Song)

Rant 291 (March 29, 2009 Distressing Existentialism)

Rant 290 (March 21, 2009 The SEXY Spam Folder)

Rant 289 (March 15, 2009 The Internet is a Lie)

Rant 288 (March 8, 2009 World Advancement)

Rant 287 (March 1, 2009 Fun Music Videos)

Rant 286 (February 22, 2009 Stem Cell Supporter)

Rant 285 (February 15, 2009 Reincarnated Kitty!)

Rant 284 (February 8, 2009 Cold Weather)

Rant 283 (February 1, 2009 Male Bodybuilders... Beware!)

Rant 282 (January 25, 2009 TV Guide Channel Shenanigans)

Rant 281 (January 18, 2009 Presidential Pressure)

Rant 280 (January 11, 2009 Clean Freak)

Rant 279 (January 4, 2009 Fuck You, Firefox!)

Rant 278 (December 28, 2008 Internet Influences, a thank you list)

Rant 277 (December 21, 2008 Spam folder of DOOM!)

Rant 276 (December 14, 2008 Breakfast 24/7)

Rant 275 (December 7, 2008 Album Art Affection)

Rant 274 (November 30, 2008 WARNING: This movie may cause suicide!)

Rant 273 (November 23, 2008 Racist joke redemption!)

Rant 272 (November 16, 2008 How to make the perfect trailer)

Rant 271 (November 9, 2008 Not Sending the Hate Mail)

Rant 270 (November 2, 2008 Computer Crash!)

Rant 269 (October 26, 2008 America's Most Sucky Jobs(tm))

Rant 268 (October 5, 2008 What lurks within the spam folder?)

Rant 267 (September 28, 2008 Internet Addiction: 20 Warning Signs!)

Rant 266 (September 21, 2008 Alternate Realities)

Rant 265 (September 14, 2008 Attack Ads)

Rant 264 (September 7, 2008 Olfactory Awareness)

Rant 263 (August 31, 2008 Dystopian Future)

Rant 262 (August 24, 2008 Contestant Cry Babies)

Rant 261 (August 17, 2008 Crimes Against Humanity... for science!)

Rant 260 (August 10, 2008 Requiem for Science Fiction)

Rant 259 (August 3, 2008 Herbal Hogwash)

Rant 258 (July 27, 2008 NEW Comic Book Movie Moments!)

Rant 257 (July 20, 2008 The Journey of My Soul in Space)

Rant 256 (July 13, 2008 More wacky spam)

Rant 255 (July 6, 2008 The American Dream)

Rant 254 (June 28, 2008 Similarly Sexist)

Rant 253 (June 22, 2008 Internet Addiction)

Rant 252 (June 15, 2008 Diet Delusions)

Rant 251 (June 8, 2008 Con Costuming)

Rant 250 (May 25, 2008 Fifth anniversary layout spectacular!)

Rant 249 (May 18, 2008 Top 10 1980s Cartoon Theme Songs!)

Rant 248 (May 11, 2008 Small Talk)

Rant 247 (May 4, 2008 Cemetery Safety)

Rant 246 (April 27, 2008 Memorial Service)

Rant 245 (April 20, 2008 Prepositions)

Rant 244 (April 13, 2008 Scary Clichés)

Rant 243 (April 6, 2008 Last Man on Earth)

Rant 242 (March 30, 2008 The Big Three-Oh)

Rant 241 (March 23, 2008 Why World Domination)

Rant 240 (March 16, 2008 Interior Taste)

Rant 239 (March 9, 2008 Healthy Snacks)

Rant 238 (March 2, 2008 The Abortion Rant)

Rant 237 (February 24, 2008 Common Misconceptions)

Rant 236 (February 17, 2008 Family Guy Affection)

Rant 235 (February 10, 2008 True Confessions!)

Rant 234 (February 3, 2008 Daria on DVD, Dammit!)

Rant 233 (January 27, 2008 Horror Movie Remakes)

Rant 232 (January 20, 2008 Costuming in the Marvel U)

Rant 231 (January 13, 2008 Traditional Family Values... RIP)

Rant 230 (January 6, 2008 Secret Ballot)

Rant 229 (December 30, 2007 Outdoor Masturbation Week)

Rant 228 (December 23, 2007 The Island of Misfit(?) Toys)

Rant 227 (December 16, 2007 Mary Bailey: Murderer?!)

Rant 226 (December 9, 2007 IV o'clock)

Rant 225 (December 2, 2007 Time Travel?)

Rant 224 (November 24, 2007 Black Friday)

Rant 223 (November 18, 2007 The Question of the Man-Purse)

Rant 222 (November 11, 2007 Theatrical Commercials)

Rant 221 (November 4, 2007 Ode to Charlie Brown)

Rant 220 (October 28, 2007 Interview with Aaron A. (for realsies!))

Rant 219 (October 21, 2007 Rocky Horror ROCKS)

Rant 218 (October 14, 2007 Infant drops vs. Stupid people)

Rant 217 (October 7, 2007 The Life and Times of Stickman)

Rant 216 (September 30, 2007 Layout 8)

Rant 215 (September 23, 2007 Special Treatment)

Rant 214 (September 16, 2007 Girl Power)

Rant 213 (September 9, 2007 White Trash Weirdness)

Rant 212 (September 2, 2007 Must-see for me)

Rant 211 (August 25, 2007 ...I've Got Answers)

Rant 210 (August 19, 2007 You've Got Questions?)

Rant 209 (August 12, 2007 Liefeld "Luvin'")

Rant 208 (August 5, 2007 Movies to avoid!)

Rant 207 (July 29, 2007 Ignorance Was Bliss)

Rant 206 (July 22, 2007 Harry Potter and the Looming Spoilers)

Rant 205 (July 15, 2007 Legends of the Lawn)

Rant 204 (July 8, 2007 Gay fictional characters?)

Rant 203 (July 1, 2007 Fifty Reasons Me Likey Comics)

Rant 202 (June 24, 2007 On the road again)

Rant 201 (June 10, 2007 Sequential Sexism)

Rant 200 (June 3, 2007 Retrospective)

Rant 199 (May 27, 2007 Petty Pageantry)

Rant 198 (May 20, 2007 Unphotogenic)

Rant 197 (May 13, 2007 Spambots!)

Rant 196 (May 5, 2007 Save the World)

Rant 195 (April 28, 2007 No whining)

Rant 194 (April 22, 2007 Goth Top 5)

Rant 193 (April 15, 2007 Seduction of the Innocent!)

Rant 192 (April 8, 2007 My Sexiness)

Rant 191 (April 1, 2007 Look closer)

Rant 190 (March 24, 2007 Welfare abuse)

Rant 189 (March 18, 2007 Bad Dream)

Rant 188 (March 11, 2007 Zombie Identification)

Rant 187 (March 4, 2007 Dungeons & Dragons Elements (the cartoon!))

Rant 186 (February 25, 2007 Oscar Award idea)

Rant 185 (February 18, 2007 Sympathy for the ugly)

Rant 184 (February 11, 2007 Simply Single)

Rant 183 (January 28, 2007 New words)

Rant 182 (January 21, 2007 Sealand!)

Rant 181 (January 14, 2007 Thank yous)

Rant 180 (January 7, 2007 Happy Twenty-oh-Seven)

Rant 179 (December 31, 2006 A good parent?)

Rant 178 (December 24, 2006 X-mas Songs)

Rant 177 (December 17, 2006 The BatPhone)

Rant 176 (December 10, 2006 Seasonal Stress)

Rant 175 (December 2, 2006 Silliness of Smoking?)

Rant 174 (November 25, 2006 William Recommends: Anime)

Rant 173 (November 19, 2006 Word Play)

Rant 172 (November 5, 2006 Immature?)

Rant 171 (October 28, 2006 Hilarious for Halloween)

Rant 170 (October 22, 2006 A Revelation)

Rant 169 (October 15, 2006 Big & Tall)

Rant 168 (October 8, 2006 Fetishes are fine)

Rant 167 (October 1, 2006 School Shooting)

Rant 166 (September 24, 2006 Not a Morning Person)

Rant 165 (September 17, 2006 Flying Car?)

Rant 164 (September 10, 2006 WTC Memoriam)

Rant 163 (September 3, 2006 Feeling Old)

Rant 162 (August 27, 2006 File Sharing)

Rant 161 (August 20, 2006 Enunciate)

Rant 160 (August 13, 2006 End Credits)

Rant 159 (August 6, 2006 Brain Farts)

Rant 158 (July 30, 2006 Don't be stupid)

Rant 157 (July 23, 2006 Pregnant Problems)

Rant 156 (July 16, 2006 Guide to 3vil Internet Speak)

Rant 155 (July 9, 2006 Blood & Fire!)

Rant 154 (July 2, 2006 William Recommends: Albums)

Rant 153 (June 25, 2006 Polygamy)

Rant 152 (June 18, 2006 X-Men)

Rant 151 (June 11, 2006 Con Report '06)

Rant 150 (May 28, 2006 Weird Religions)

Rant 149 (May 21, 2006 Those Crazy Canadians)

Rant 148 (May 14, 2006 Toothbrushes (seriously))

Rant 147 (May 7, 2006 A Hermit's Life)

Rant 146 (April 30, 2006 Great Music Videos)

Rant 145 (April 23, 2006 I Hate MySpace)

Rant 144 (April 16, 2006 Anime Elements)

Rant 143 (April 9, 2006 Online Businesses)

Rant 142 (April 2, 2006 Just Friends)

Rant 141 (March 26, 2006 How to Spot a Psychopath)

Rant 140 (March 19, 2006 Get a Geek Today!)

Rant 139 (March 12, 2006 Movie Extravaganzas... bleh!)

Rant 138 (March 5, 2006 Hell on Earth)

Rant 137 (February 25, 2006 Music Appreciation)

Rant 136 (February 19, 2006 Grammar, No Frankenstein)

Rant 135 (February 12, 2006 Veto Valentine's)

Rant 134 (February 5, 2006 Horror Movie Survival)

Rant 133 (January 29, 2006 True Fans)

Rant 132 (January 22, 2006 60s Cover Crap)

Rant 131 (January 15, 2006 Setting it Straight)

Rant 130 (January 8, 2006 Toy Penguin Pets)

Rant 129 (January 1, 2006 Oh, For Fun!)

Rant 128 (December 25, 2005 One Swayze X-mas)

Rant 127 (December 18, 2005 Almost Evil)

Rant 126 (December 11, 2005 Don't do it!)

Rant 125 (December 4, 2005 Redux Rubbish!)

Rant 124 (November 27, 2005 Movie clichés)

Rant 123 (November 20, 2005 Hypocritic Oath)

Rant 122 (November 13, 2005 My Hero)

Rant 121 (November 6, 2005 Fashion Phonies)

Rant 120 (October 23, 2005 These scare even me)

Rant 119 (October 16, 2005 Don't touch!)

Rant 118 (October 9, 2005 Fictional Affairs)

Rant 117 (October 2, 2005 I want candy!)

Rant 116 (September 25, 2005 Oh my goth... please)

Rant 115 (September 18, 2005 Gay for Marty?!)

Rant 114 (September 11, 2005 Natural beauty)

Rant 113 (September 4, 2005, Horror movie devices)

Rant 112 (August 28, 2005 Wedding Cards)

Rant 111 (August 21, 2005 Supermarkets Suck!)

Rant 110 (August 14, 2005 YKYDFDF-CW)

Rant 109 (August 7, 2005 Spam, Spam, Spam!)

Rant 108 (July 31, 2005, Fear of the Unknown)

Rant 107 (July 24, 2005 Funny Stuff)

Rant 106 (July 17, 2005 Bottom Ten)

Rant 105 (July 10, 2005 Hell no to the cell phone)

Rant 104 (July 3, 2005 Bad baby!)

Rant 103 (June 26, 2005, Doctor in the TARDIS)

Rant 102 (June 19, 2005 Comic Book Movie Moments)

Rant 101 (June 12, 2005 zombies of death!!)

Rant 100 (June 5, 2005 Arranged Marriages?)

Rant 99 (May 29, 2005 The Silliness of Smoking)

Rant 98 (May 22, 2005 Trouble sleeping)

Rant 97 (May 15, 2005 Sick Sense part 2)

Rant 96 (May 8, 2005 What I Learned From Cartoons)

Rant 95 (May 1, 2005 Happy Balder's Day!)

Rant 94 (April 24, 2005 Love the 80s, Hate the 90s)

Rant 93 (April 17, 2005 High School Anxiety)

Rant 92 (April 10, 2005 Obsessing)

Rant 91 (April 3, 2005, Severe Consequences)

Rant 90 (March 27, 2005 Real news!)

Rant 89 (March 20, 2005, Boys Do Cry)

Rant 88 (March 13, 2005, Sometimes Suicide)

Rant 87 (March 6, 2005, Sweet Dreams)

Rant 86 (February 27, 2005, Tattoo You)

Rant 85 (February 20, 2005, Know Your Traditions)

Rant 84 (February 13, 2005, ADD or just lazy?)

Rant 83 (February 6, 2005, Questionable Zombies)

Rant 82 (January 30, 2005, Casting calamities)

Rant 81 (January 23, 2005, Oh Good Grief)

Rant 80 (January 9, 2005, Wedding songs)

Rant 79 (January 2, 2005, Super powers?)

Rant 78 (December 26, 2004, This last year)

Rant 77 (December 19, 2004, Geeks)

Rant 76 (December 12, 2004, Christmas vs. X-mas)

Rant 75 (December 5, 2004 The Angry Otaku)

Rant 74 (November 28, 2004, Girl Scout or Satanist?)

Rant 73 (November 21, 2004, Starting a Cult)

Rant 72 (November 14, 2004, Signs of the Apocalypse)

Rant 71 (November 7,2004, That 70s Show components)

Rant 70 (October 31, 2004, Not-so scary movies)

Rant 69 (October 24, 2004, Religion is no excuse)

Rant 68 (October 17, 2004, VOTE!!)

Rant 67 (October 10, 2004, Before I Die)

Rant 66 (October 3, 2004, Suicide Note)

Rant 65 (September 26, 2004, Zombie Guide)

Rant 64 (September 19, 2004, The Creepy King)

Rant 63 (September 12, 2004, If I Were a Rich Man)

Rant 62 (September 5, 2004, Creepy!)

Rant 61 (August 29, 2004, The 4am rant)

Rant 60 (August 22, 2004, Cartoon live action films)

Rant 59 (August 15, 2004, Small towns)

Rant 58 (August 8, 2004, Favorite things)

Rant 57 (August 1, 2004, Remembrance)

Rant 56 (July 25, 2004, Looking back)

Rant 55 (July 18, 2004, You kids today)

Rant 54 (July 11, 2004, Here comes the rain)

Rant 53 (July 4, 2004, Nickname game)

Rant 52 (June 27, 2004, Name game)

Rant 51 (June 20, 2004, Old fashioned fun)

Rant 50 (June 13, 2004, Weak websites)

Rant 49 (June 6, 2004, A geek's odyssey)

Rant 48 (May 16, 2004, Kill-a-vamp)

Rant 47 (May 9, 2004, My movie madness)

Rant 46 (May 2, 2004, Sick sense)

Rant 45 (April 25, 2004, Buffy components)

Rant 44 (April 18, 2004, Infomercial Mayhem)

Rant 43 (April 11, 2004, Go gay marriage!)

Rant 42 (April 4, 2004, Fun phrases)

Rant 41 (March 28, 2004, Gift Giving)

Rant 40 (March 21, 2004, Fat and lazy)

Rant 39 (March 14, 2004, No ad needed)

Rant 38 (March 7, 2004, Horror in space)

Rant 37 (February 29, 2004, Amazing-Colossal Wal-Mart)

Rant 36 (February 22, 2004, The new site)

Rant 35 (February 15, 2004, The big move)

Rant 34 (February 8, 2004, Reality TV take 2)

Rant 33 (February 1, 2004, Oh that Moe)

Rant 32 (January 25, 2004, Here in my car)

Rant 31 (January 18, 2004, Mid-season replacements)

Rant 30 (January 11, 2004, Going crazy)

Rant 29 (January 4, 2004, I hate that guy)

Rant 28 (December 28,2003, New Layout!)

Rant 27 (December 21, 2003, X-mas specials)

Rant 26 (December 14, 2003, Ad Nauseum)

Rant 25 (December 7, 2003, Respect and Free Speech)

Rant 24 (November 30, 2003, Artful editing)

Rant 23 (November 23, 2003, Ruining the ending)

Rant 22 (November 16, 2003, Holidays of horror)

Rant 21 (November 9, 2003, Grammar and Frankenstein)

Rant 20 (November 2, 2003, More Buffy continuity)

Rant 19 (October 26, 2003, Insti-MST!)

Rant 18 (October 19, 2003, That movie might suck)

Rant 17 (October 12, 2003, Pictures of You)

Rant 16 (October 5, 2003, Why Halloween is better)

Rant 15 (September 28, 2003, Trouble in Canada)

Rant 14 (September 14, 2003, Legal prostitution)

Rant 13 (September 7, 2003, Bond, James Bond)

Rant 12 (August 31, 2003, Reality TV)

Rant 11 (August 24, 2003, Monster Squad 2)

Rant 10 (August 17, 2003, Trix)

Rant 9 (August 10, 2003, Villain names)

Rant 8 (August 3, 2003, Christianity made easy)

Rant 7 (July 27, 2003, Electric Bugaloo)

Rant 6 (July 20,2003, Comics resurrections)

Rant 5 (July 13, 2003, Parallel universes)

Rant 4 (July 6, 2003, Harry the Hooligan)

Rant 3 (June 29, 2003, Horror movie idea)

Rant 2 (June 22, 2003, Buffy continuity)

Rant 1 (an intro to the new site)