I have been so blind, such a fool. It's right there in front of me, just waiting for me to stake my claim. What? Why using the internet as a way to make my rightful millions, of course! All I have to do is come up with the next big thing like Ebay or MySpace, and I'll have it made! I already have a few possibilities.
LonelyTrekkies.com will be the best online dating service for what else? Star Trek fans of the world! Typically the geek most scorned by the opposite sex, this site will provide not only a beacon of hope, but also results! It'll cost twenty USD to set up an account and then three USD a month thereafter to maintain it. You can create an in-depth profile of yourself with pictures and possibly even web cams! Chat rooms and Instant Messaging also available! Every February women members can sign up for free, yes, we'll waive the sign up charge for female Trekkies the world over (hopefully to increase better balance the odds...)!
AdultPornFinder.com will be the most diverse and accurate finder of porn on the web! Oh, let's not kid ourselves; like 70% of the people who use the internet use it to find pornography. It's just the truth and you should just get on with accepting it. By typing any variety of key words into the AdultPornFinder search engine, you're guaranteed to get any number of adult oriented results as it automatically filters and searches for the naughty and slutty. Sure you can type in stuff like "catholic school girls in trouble" but also weird unlikely things like "house plants" or "alarm clocks" and just SEE what kind of mature and skanky stuff you get! Once this thing catches on, I'll be able to post little adverts on adult oriented site just like Google does.... oh the millions that will ensue!
An if all else fails...
ThunderdudesMomIsHot.com. For all of us who'd like oogle pics of Thunderdude's hot mom. Monthly membership fees. New pics added regularly. Endorsed by Thunderdude's mom herself!
Yes, sir, I'm already spending the millions...
William (dot com mogul)
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