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:: Today's soundtrack: The Ramones "I Wanna Be Sedated" ::
Okay, so I've mentioned before how the brain works funny during the unholy hours of the late night/early morning. As a demonstration of this, I am writing this at 3:58am, just to see what the heck happens.
You know, the brain is really willing to go either way. Either get outraged for no good reason, or get euphorically pleased at the slightest thing.
Like this Launch player thingie from Yahoo. It's pretty keen, yessir. It seems to have learned my listening preferences well, and is kneeling before them. But on the other hand, there's that annoying guy again trying to get me to upgrade to Launch PLUS. Well, no matter how often you come on, I'm not going to start shelling out money for this service, you got that? Are you listening to me, little man?
Greenday? What the heck are you trying to pull? What gives you the idea that I'd like a little "When I Come Around?" For your information, Launch, Greenday sort of started the whole crap new-punk dealie. Shame on them. Well, it isn't all that bad... I remember the '90s when this song came out. It was the bee's knees. But I hadn't discovered "real" punk then. Oh how ignorant a youth I was. (Did I honesty just say "bee's knees"?)
"Scalawag" is a weird word. I wonder where it comes from?
Paper clips are pretty weird, too, if you think about it. How does somebody actually sit down and INVENT something like a paper clip? Yeah I know, there are things like fiber optics and I'm on about paper clips.
You know, the nuns used to force lefties to become righties, and wrap their knuckles if they didn't. They'd wrap your knuckles for all sorts of stuff back in the day. Have you seen "The Magdalene Sisters?" That was a great, honest film about Irish-Catholic nuns running an asylum. It's crazy the crap they could get away with in there. You know, girls would be punished for having kids if they weren't married and sent off to nunneries and whatnot, but what about the boys who knocked them up? I don't think they were ever punished or sent away like that. Which a little unfair isn't it?
There's that Launch guy again. Didn't you hear me all those other times? I ain't payin'!
"Twinkle's a nice word, so's viridian."
"I think you'll have invisible bugs all over you for now, for all your life, forever, and always."
Delirium was so cute and funny.
Damn I remember weird stuff. I DO seriously. Sometimes I swear I don't remember anything useful at all, just all this weird stuff. Like the entire screenplay to Ghostbusters, for instance. A Simpsons quote from nearly every episode. That right there is over 300 things! I know the words to 100 Cure songs, too.
"Every time I learn something new, it pushes something old out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine making course and forgot how to drive?"
Okay, let's just leave it at that. It's almost 4:30 and, as you can plainly see, I am insane.
William (Stays sick)
