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:: Today's soundtrack: Mystery Science Theater 3000 "(Let's Have) A Patrick Swayze Christmas" ::


Have the holidays got you down? Some people find the whole X-mas season to be depressing... a downer. Well, we can't have that! Let's cheer up everyone with a hearty X-mas carol.... one of my all-time faves, and a standard in the making, "(Let's Have) A Patrick Swayze Christmas" (based on the movie Roadhouse)!! I'd recommend turning your speakers up and clicking on the soundtrack link above to hear the original recording. Your song book is below, so no excuses on not singing along!

"(Let's Have) A Patrick Swayze Christmas"
by Crow T. Robot
((c) BBI)

Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in
We'll gather at the Roadhouse with our next of kin!
And Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing,
We'll decorate our barstool and gather round and sing!

Oh! Let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year!
Or we'll tear your throat out and kick you in the ear!

It's my way or the highway this Christmas at my bar
I'll have to smash your kneecaps if you bastards touch my car!
I got the word that Santa has been stealing from the till,
I think that that right jolly old elf better make out his will!

Oh! Let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas one and all!
And this can be the haziest.....
This can be the laziest.....
This can be the Swayziest Christmas of them all!

Now, don't we all feel better? Nothing like a good action sequence in a carol! Best X-mas song ever, that, so I had to make sure to share it with all of my lovelies out there. What, you think this is a cop out rant? What do you WANT from me?? It's X-mas!! You people and your demands! I do and do for you... sheesh. Happy holidays, all! And do try to not let it get you down. Remember, I will always love you. Yep.

William (the true meaning of X-mas)

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