Salutations, traveler of The Internets! Welcome to William's Bloody Hell, so named after our founder, Sir Bloody William.
He is seen in the likeness above in a rare, 19th century woodcut. This
image was rumoured to have been
commissioned after a bout of unpleasantness
in the White Chapel district of London. Do enjoy your stay and peruse our many, varied offerings, much of which cannot be found elsewhere!
:: Today's soundtrack: Siouxsie & the Banshees "Cities in Dust" ::
As far as world domineering, money grubbing conglomerates go, I'd have to say that Wal-Mart really scares the piss outta me. We have a cute little Wal-Mart here in town and that's fine. It's just when ever I stop in one out of town and they have the Super-Dee-Dooper Wal-Mart that I just can't take it.
These places are freakin' huge! Does any community really need a single store THAT big? Groceries, optometrists, automotive repair, all in one store frightens me into thinking that soon, a Wal-Mart will realize its dream and consume an entire town!
The Super-Amazing-Colossal-Wal-Mart: Your one stop shop for anything you could ever need! Shopping has now become an all-day affair. First, you leave the car in the automobile inspection and repair department. Then, you drop off the kids at the Wal-Mart day care center, or child learning facility, depending on age. Stop over at the resident dentist office for a quick cleaning, then the optometrist for the annual eye exam. Pick up some fresh flowers at the Flower kiosk and visit Grandpa at the Wal-Mart elderly assisted living apartments. Take Grandpa out for a quick brunch at the Wal-Mart cafe. Then, get a brief work out at the Wal-Mart Health Center where certified instructors and dieticians cannot only ensure a good work-out, but also a healthy standard of life. On your way out of the Health Center, don't forget to pick up your prescription! Time to wind down after a hard work-out, so it's off to the Wal-Mart mini-day spa! Soak your feet, get you hair and nails done all while a facial wrap does its work. Now you can get the real shopping done. Get some toys for the kids, a new coffee table, borrow some books from the Wal-Mart public library, pick up the groceries and dinner from the Wal-Mart Chinese take out window near the front. You get the kids from day care and swipe your credit card on you way out to open the doors. All your sales and services rung in all at once before leaving for your convenience. Now all you have to do is thank the mechanic and drive your freshly brain-washed children home. Everything you needed to do today, all under one roof! The only outdoor unpleasantness you have to face is the in and out of the car. What a relief!
Take a good long look at that folks. It will be here all too soon...
William (doesn't trust anything bigger than a breadbox)
PS--- Hey thanks for visiting!! 1000+ finally!
