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:: Today's soundtrack: Pet Shop Boys "Flamboyant" ::
For some reason or another, I can sometimes come off as gay. I personally don't really get it, and I have nothing against gay people at all or anything, but well, the fact is, it happens. I suppose it isn't all that much of a head scratcher when you consider this facts about me:
I've participated in community theater. Just plain saying that makes people wonder, I know it. I've only had the opportunity to ACT once or twice, but I do help out with set building and painting if I have the time. Perhaps if I more referred it as my carpentry skills than as theater participation, less people would think about it like that.
I know a little bit about interior design. I do, it's true. So I don't decorate MY living room with black light posters and neon beer signs, sue me! I look at architecture, colour and design seriously, but maybe talking about as "interior decorating" instead of as aspects of construction gives people "the wrong idea." That, and I get all excited custom ordering window blinds...
I'm artistic. Anyone who's ever checked out this site knows I like to draw, and for some reason to most people this is just this side of admitting it. Why is that? Do have to only draw pictures of nekkid women to discredit this stereotype? Please.
I cry during movies. Shut up. I can't help it. If a guy has any sort of "feelings", boom he's gay. Not true and you know it, so knock it off!
I ... like to watch figure skating/ballroom dancing. Er.... I admire the athleticism of it...? Are you buying that? Come on, admit that it takes talent to do some of the stuff they do! Admit it! They impress me with their skills, alright?! ...and it's pretty.
Seeing two guys kiss doesn't bother me. Hey, I'm NOT saying it gets me all worked up, but it doesn't activate my gag reflex either. People kiss, sometimes those two people are two guys. Who the hell cares? Just because I don't shriek "EW TWO GUYS KISSING!!!" doesn't mean I'd like to get in on some of that action. I just don't really care either way.
The infamous Gay for Marty rant. *Sigh* can't a guy tell a joke? It was funny!
Yeah, I can see how those ideas out of context might make people think I'm playing for the all guys team, but I guess that goes to show how quick people in general are to judge/come to the wrong conclusion. Hopefully, now that I've explained meself, we'll have no more of that. I don't know what else I could do other than posting those erotic photos of me and Margo Kidder, but I promised I'd keep those private.
William (setting the record straight)
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