Salutations, traveler of The Internets! Welcome to William's Bloody Hell, so named after our founder, Sir Bloody William.
He is seen in the likeness above in a rare, 19th century woodcut. This
image was rumoured to have been
commissioned after a bout of unpleasantness
in the White Chapel district of London. Do enjoy your stay and peruse our many, varied offerings, much of which cannot be found elsewhere!
:: Today's soundtrack: Depeche Mode "Never Let Me Down Again" ::
Don't you just hate spoilers? Isn't it awful when someone tells you about a surprise moment or key plot point before you get to see it? You know what's worse? When someone ruins an ending. Now that goes beyond annoying and into being just plain rude.
You what is fun though? Being the spoiler and not the spoilee. Then you get to pretend to be remorseful and say how sorry you are because you didn't realize they hadn't seen it yet, and all the while thinking that the looks on their faces made it worth it.
What am I getting at? Well, I'm going to make myself feel good by making you feel bad. I am now going to ruin the ending.
It's a sled.
She does get on that plane.
Soylent green is people.
The ape planet is our planet.
There were 2 killers.
He is a psychopath with multiple personality disorder.
That chick is really a guy.
We're saved by the common cold.
Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.
Nicole Kidman and her kids were dead the whole time.
It was Kevin Spacey.
Brad Pitt and Ed Norton are the same guy.
He is Luke's father.
Voldemort is living in the back of that guy's head.
The hotel is still there, the parking lot is a hallucination.
And there you have it. Consider yourself spoiled. I am sooo evil, and yet not remorseful. Mwahahahaha!
