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:: Today's soundtrack: REM "End of the World (as we know it and I feel fine)" ::


I've been thinking about stuff I'd like to do someday before I die. So, preeeesenting, the so-ultimate-they're-mostly-likely-never-to-happen list of things to do before death:

Touch the Great Wall of China

Visit a European castle

Heck, just plain leave the continent just once

See the Misfits in concert (why don't they ever play New England??)

Crash a party at the Playboy Mansion

Bitch slap Corey Feldman (Don't act like he doesn't deserve it)

Stalk Bea Arthur for a while

Go into a local bar at night and yell "The Patriots/Red Sox/Bruins SUCK!" and run for my life

Do a guest voice on the Simpsons

Own every Spider-Man comic every printed

Own the entire Cure discography

Actually get into the X-mas spirit

Create a comic strip

Make an online cartoon

Streak down Main Street

Hit someone in the face with a pie (just because)

Write the Great American Novel

Become a serial murderer

Hm. I guess that's about it. What did I tell you? So awesome of a list it could never be actually executed. Still fun to think about it, though. Any impossible life ambitions you all want to share?

William (going nowhere fast)