:: Today's soundtrack: REM "End of the World (as we know it and I feel fine)" ::
I've been thinking about stuff I'd like to do someday before I die. So, preeeesenting, the so-ultimate-they're-mostly-likely-never-to-happen list of things to do before death:
Touch the Great Wall of China
Visit a European castle
Heck, just plain leave the continent just once
See the Misfits in concert (why don't they ever play New England??)
Crash a party at the Playboy Mansion
Bitch slap Corey Feldman (Don't act like he doesn't deserve it)
Stalk Bea Arthur for a while
Go into a local bar at night and yell "The Patriots/Red Sox/Bruins SUCK!" and run for my life
Do a guest voice on the Simpsons
Own every Spider-Man comic every printed
Own the entire Cure discography
Actually get into the X-mas spirit
Create a comic strip
Make an online cartoon
Streak down Main Street
Hit someone in the face with a pie (just because)
Write the Great American Novel
Become a serial murderer
Hm. I guess that's about it. What did I tell you? So awesome of a list it could never be actually executed. Still fun to think about it, though. Any impossible life ambitions you all want to share?