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He is seen in the likeness above in a rare, 19th century woodcut. This
image was rumoured to have been
commissioned after a bout of unpleasantness
in the White Chapel district of London. Do enjoy your stay and peruse our many, varied offerings, much of which cannot be found elsewhere!
::Today's soundtrack: The Cruxshadows "It's a Sin" ::
We, as a people, a world, are all aware of the school girl uniform fetish, right? Sure, there are many sorts of clothing and uniform fetishes out there, but this one you MUST have heard of. People get off on the school girl uniform. I know it, you know it, even yellow dog knows it. In fact, Wikipedia had this to say in their article about Uniform Fetishism (source).
See that last line, there? "One of the most widespread clothing-oriented fetishes worldwide." Loads of people the WORLD OVER find ladies dressed in school girl uniforms sexy. And who wouldn't?
See, part of the idea of the fetish is that the UNIFORM is sexy. This does NOT mean that people who like the uniform want to go out and boink underaged girls. On the contrary. Do you have any idea how much crazy-sex-porn I had to leaf through before finding the above LEGITIMATE school girls in uniform on Google? A LOT. Here's a sample of a Google word search:
Okay, we have three sponsored links where you can actually BUY actual uniforms, but the rest? Well, let's scroll down:
You'll notice that the NUMBER ONE result (after the sponsored links) is a site to a costume store where one can but sexy school girl costumes. After that, are links to Wikipedia where you can read the article that I quoted at the start of this rant about the fetish relating to school girl uniforms. But, as you can see, we primarily get results relating to SEXY school girl stuffs (including a link to something called "schoolgirluniformpics.com" which may or may not be in my bookmarks right now).
My point? I merely wish to prove this fetish exists, that it is widespread, and just about everyone knows about it.
So.
Why the merry hell do they still make them to look like that? Isn't that a bit creepy? Here's an idea: PANTS. Yeah, why don't we try out some pants?
Only sayin'.
William the Bloody (strict principal)
