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• Movies (30)

  Rant 272 (November 16, 2008 How to make the perfect trailer)
  Rant 260 (August 10, 2008 Requiem for Science Fiction)
  Rant 258 (July 27, 2008 NEW Comic Book Movie Moments!)
  Rant 244 (April 13, 2008 Scary Clichés)
  Rant 233 (January 27, 2008 Horror Movie Remakes)
  Rant 227 (December 16, 2007 Mary Bailey: Murderer?!)
  Rant 222 (November 11, 2007 Theatrical Commercials)
  Rant 212 (September 2, 2007 Must-see for me)
  Rant 208 (August 5, 2007 Movies to avoid!)
  Rant 186 (February 25, 2007 Oscar Award idea)
  Rant 171 (October 28, 2006 Hilarious for Halloween)
  Rant 160 (August 13, 2006 End Credits)
  Rant 139 (March 12, 2006 Movie Extravaganzas... bleh!)
  Rant 134 (February 5, 2006 Horror Movie Survival)
  Rant 124 (November 27, 2005 Movie clichés)
  Rant 120 (October 23, 2005 These scare even me)
  Rant 113 (September 4, 2005, Horror movie devices)
  Rant 102 (June 19, 2005 Comic Book Movie Moments)
  Rant 89 (March 20, 2005, Boys Do Cry)
  Rant 82 (January 30, 2005, Casting calamities)
  Rant 70 (October 31, 2004, Not-so scary movies)
  Rant 60 (August 22, 2004, Cartoon live action films)
  Rant 47 (May 9, 2004, My movie madness)
  Rant 38 (March 7, 2004, Horror in space)
  Rant 24 (November 30, 2003, Artful editing)
  Rant 23 (November 23, 2003, Ruining the ending)
  Rant 22 (November 16, 2003, Holidays of horror)
  Rant 19 (October 26, 2003, Insti-MST!)
  Rant 18 (October 19, 2003, That movie might suck)
  Rant 7 (July 27, 2003, Electric Bugaloo)

• Comic Books (10)

  Rant 258 (July 27, 2008 NEW Comic Book Movie Moments!)
  Rant 220 (October 28. 2007 Interview with Aaron A. (for realsies!))
  Rant 214 (September 16, 2007 Girl Power)
  Rant 203 (July 1, 2007 Fifty Reasons Me Likey Comics)
  Rant 201 (June 10, 2007 Sequential Sexism)
  Rant 177 (December 17, 2006 The BatPhone)
  Rant 152 (June 18, 2006 X-Men)
  Rant 102 (June 19, 2005 Comic Book Movie Moments)
  Rant 79 (January 2, 2005, Super powers?)
  Rant 6 (July 20,2003, Comics resurrections)

• Music (5)

  Rant 194 (April 22, 2007 Goth Top 5)
  Rant 146 (April 30, 2006 Great Music Videos)
  Rant 137 (February 25, 2006 Music Appreciation)
  Rant 94 (April 24, 2005 Love the 80s, Hate the 90s)
  Rant 80 (January 9, 2005, Wedding songs)

• Television (25)

  Rant 269 (October 26, 2008 America's Most Sucky Jobs(tm))
  Rant 265 (September 14, 2008 Attack Ads)
  Rant 262 (August 24, 2008 Contestant Cry Babies)
  Rant 249 (May 18, 2008 Top 10 1980s Cartoon Theme Songs!)
  Rant 236 (February 17, 2008 Family Guy Affection)
  Rant 234 (February 3, 2008 Daria on DVD, Dammit!)
  Rant 228 (December 23, 2007 The Island of Misfit(?) Toys)
  Rant 187 (March 4, 2007 Dungeons & Dragons Elements (the cartoon!))
  Rant 144 (April 16, 2006 Anime Elements)
  Rant 71 (November 7,2004, That 70s Show components)
  Rant 64 (September 19, 2004, The Creepy King)
  Rant 60 (August 22, 2004, Cartoon live action films)
  Rant 59 (August 15, 2004, Small towns)
  Rant 45 (April 25, 2004, Buffy components)
  Rant 44 (April 18, 2004, Infomercial Mayhem)
  Rant 39 (March 14, 2004, No ad needed)
  Rant 34 (February 8, 2004, Reality TV take 2)
  Rant 33 (February 1, 2004, Oh that Moe)
  Rant 31 (January 18, 2004, Mid-season replacements)
  Rant 29 (January 4, 2004, I hate that guy)
  Rant 27 (December 21, 2003, X-mas specials)
  Rant 26 (December 14, 2003, Ad Nauseum)
  Rant 20 (November 2, 2003, More Buffy continuity)
  Rant 12 (August 31, 2003, Reality TV)
  Rant 2 (June 22, 2003, Buffy continuity)

• Zombies (3)

  Rant 188 (March 11, 2007 Zombie Identification)
  Rant 83 (February 6, 2005, Questionable Zombies)
  Rant 65 (September 26, 2004, Zombie Guide)

• Vampires (4)

  Rant 48 (May 16, 2004, Kill-a-vamp)
  Rant 45 (April 25, 2004, Buffy components)
  Rant 20 (November 2, 2003, More Buffy continuity)
  Rant 2 (June 22, 2003, Buffy continuity)

• Misc. Horror (11)

  Rant 247 (May 4, 2008 Cemetery Safety)
  Rant 244 (April 13, 2008 Scary Clichés)
  Rant 233 (January 27, 2008 Horror Movie Remakes)
  Rant 134 (February 5, 2006 Horror Movie Survival)
  Rant 120 (October 23, 2005 These scare even me)
  Rant 113 (September 4, 2005, Horror movie devices)
  Rant 108 (July 31, 2005, Fear of the Unknown)
  Rant 70 (October 31, 2004, Not-so scary movies)
  Rant 62 (September 5, 2004, Creepy!)
  Rant 38 (March 7, 2004, Horror in space)
  Rant 22 (November 16, 2003, Holidays of horror)

• Technology & Sci-fi (17)

  Rant 270 (November 2, 2008 Computer Crash!)
  Rant 267 (September 28, 2008 Internet Addiction: 20 Warning Signs!)
  Rant 266 (September 21, 2008 Alternate Realities)
  Rant 263 (August 31, 2008 Dystopian Future)
  Rant 260 (August 10, 2008 Requiem for Science Fiction)
  Rant 253 (June 22, 2008 Internet Addiction)
  Rant 225 (December 2, 2007 Time Travel?)
  Rant 193 (April 15, 2007 Seduction of the Innocent!)
  Rant 165 (September 17, 2006 Flying Car?)
  Rant 156 (July 16, 2006 Guide to 3vil Internet Speak)
  Rant 143 (April 9, 2006 Online Businesses)
  Rant 109 (August 7, 2005 Spam, Spam, Spam!)
  Rant 105 (July 10, 2005 Hell no to the cell phone)
  Rant 103 (June 26, 2005, Doctor in the TARDIS)
  Rant 50 (June 13, 2004, Weak websites)
  Rant 38 (March 7, 2004, Horror in space)
  Rant 25 (December 7, 2003, Respect and Free Speech)

• Rants With Images (re: load lag) (10)

  Rant 268 (October 5, 2008 What lurks within the spam folder?)
  Rant 256 (July 13, 2008 More wacky spam)
  Rant 251 (June 8, 2008 Con Costuming)
  Rant 232 (January 20, 2008 Costuming in the Marvel U)
  Rant 226 (December 9, 2007 IV o'clock)
  Rant 217 (October 7, 2007 The Life and Times of Stickman)
  Rant 209 (August 12, 2007 Liefeld "Luvin'")
  Rant 202 (June 24, 2007 On the road again)
  Rant 197 (May 13, 2007 Spambots!)
  Rant 182 (January 21, 2007 Sealand!)

• Petty Annoyances (33)

  Rant 257 (July 20, 2008 The Journey of My Soul in Space)
  Rant 240 (March 16, 2008 Interior Taste)
  Rant 230 (January 6, 2008 Secret Ballot)
  Rant 222 (November 11, 2007 Theatrical Commercials)
  Rant 218 (October 14, 2007 Infant drops vs. Stupid people)
  Rant 215 (September 23, 2007 Special Treatment)
  Rant 206 (July 22, 2007 Harry Potter and the Looming Spoilers)
  Rant 198 (May 20, 2007 Unphotogenic)
  Rant 195 (April 28, 2007 No whining)
  Rant 190 (March 24, 2007 Welfare abuse)
  Rant 184 (February 11, 2007 Simply Single)
  Rant 181 (January 14, 2007 Thank yous)
  Rant 180 (January 7, 2007 Happy Twenty-oh-Seven)
  Rant 172 (November 5, 2006 Immature?)
  Rant 169 (October 15, 2006 Big & Tall)
  Rant 166 (September 24, 2006 Not a Morning Person)
  Rant 158 (July 30, 2006 Don't be stupid)
  Rant 157 (July 23, 2006 Pregnant Problems)
  Rant 148 (May 14, 2006 Toothbrushes (seriously))
  Rant 132 (January 22, 2006 60s Cover Crap)
  Rant 126 (December 11, 2005 Don't do it!)
  Rant 125 (December 4, 2005 Redux Rubbish!)
  Rant 121 (November 6, 2005 Fashion Phonies)
  Rant 119 (October 16, 2005 Don't touch!)
  Rant 116 (September 25, 2005 Oh my goth... please)
  Rant 112 (August 28, 2005 Wedding Cards)
  Rant 111 (August 21, 2005 Supermarkets Suck!)
  Rant 104 (July 3, 2005 Bad baby!)
  Rant 99 (May 29, 2005 The Silliness of Smoking)
  Rant 90 (March 27, 2005 Real news!)
  Rant 84 (February 13, 2005, ADD or just lazy?)
  Rant 75 (December 5, 2004 The Angry Otaku)
  Rant 17 (October 12, 2003, Pictures of You)

• Opinion (38)

  Rant 265 (September 14, 2008 Attack Ads)
  Rant 261 (August 17, 2008 Crimes Against Humanity... for science!)
  Rant 259 (August 3, 2008 Herbal Hogwash)
  Rant 255 (July 6, 2008 The American Dream)
  Rant 254 (June 28, 2008 Similarly Sexist)
  Rant 252 (June 15, 2008 Diet Delusions)
  Rant 231 (January 13, 2008 Traditional Family Values... RIP)
  Rant 223 (November 18, 2007 The Question of the Man-Purse)
  Rant 213 (September 9, 2007 White Trash Weirdness)
  Rant 205 (July 15, 2007 Legends of the Lawn)
  Rant 204 (July 8, 2007 Gay fictional characters?)
  Rant 199 (May 27, 2007 Petty Pageantry)
  Rant 196 (May 5, 2007 Save the World)
  Rant 185 (February 18, 2007 Sympathy for the ugly)
  Rant 175 (December 2, 2006 Silliness of Smoking?)
  Rant 168 (October 8, 2006 Fetishes are fine)
  Rant 162 (August 27, 2006 File Sharing)
  Rant 147 (May 7, 2006 A Hermit's Life)
  Rant 149 (May 21, 2006 Those Crazy Canadians)
  Rant 145 (April 23, 2006 I Hate MySpace)
  Rant 142 (April 2, 2006 Just Friends)
  Rant 140 (March 19, 2006 Get a Geek Today!)
  Rant 138 (March 5, 2006 Hell on Earth)
  Rant 133 (January 29, 2006 True Fans)
  Rant 114 (September 11, 2005 Natural beauty)
  Rant 106 (July 17, 2005 Bottom Ten)
  Rant 92 (April 10, 2005 Obsessing)
  Rant 91 (April 3, 2005, Severe Consequences)
  Rant 86 (February 27, 2005, Tattoo You)
  Rant 85 (February 20, 2005, Know Your Traditions)
  Rant 69 (October 24, 2004, Religion is no excuse)
  Rant 68 (October 17, 2004, VOTE!!)
  Rant 62 (September 5, 2004, Creepy!)
  Rant 55 (July 18, 2004, You kids today)
  Rant 53 (July 4, 2004, Nickname game)
  Rant 52 (June 27, 2004, Name game)
  Rant 40 (March 21, 2004, Fat and lazy)
  Rant 37 (February 29, 2004, Amazing-Colossal Wal-Mart)

• Retro and Introspective (7)

  Rant 200 (June 3, 2007 Retrospective)
  Rant 170 (October 22, 2006 A Revelation)
  Rant 164 (September 10, 2006 WTC Memoriam)
  Rant 123 (November 20, 2005 Hypocritic Oath)
  Rant 78 (December 26, 2004, This last year)
  Rant 57 (August 1, 2004, Remembrance)
  Rant 56 (July 25, 2004, Looking back)

• Holidays (18)

  Rant 228 (December 23, 2007 The Island of Misfit(?) Toys)
  Rant 227 (December 16, 2007 Mary Bailey: Murderer?!)
  Rant 224 (November 24, 2007 Black Friday)
  Rant 207 (July 29, 2007 Ignorance Was Bliss)
  Rant 178 (December 24, 2006 X-mas Songs)
  Rant 176 (December 10, 2006 Seasonal Stress)
  Rant 171 (October 28, 2006 Hilarious for Halloween)
  Rant 135 (February 12, 2006 Veto Valentine's)
  Rant 128 (December 25, 2005 One Swayze X-mas)
  Rant 126 (December 11, 2005 Don't do it!)
  Rant 122 (November 13, 2005 My Hero)
  Rant 117 (October 2, 2005 I want candy!)
  Rant 95 (May 1, 2005 Happy Balder's Day!)
  Rant 76 (December 12, 2004, Christmas vs. X-mas)
  Rant 41 (March 28, 2004, Gift Giving)
  Rant 27 (December 21, 2003, X-mas specials)
  Rant 22 (November 16, 2003, Holidays of horror)
  Rant 16 (October 5, 2003, Why Halloween is better)

• Political (8)

  Rant 238 (March 2, 2008 The Abortion Rant)
  Rant 231 (January 13, 2008 Traditional Family Values... RIP)
  Rant 167 (October 1, 2006 School Shooting)
  Rant 153 (June 25, 2006 Polygamy)
  Rant 100 (June 5, 2005 Arranged Marriages?)
  Rant 88 (March 13, 2005, Sometimes Suicide)
  Rant 43 (April 11, 2004, Go gay marriage!)
  Rant 14 (September 14, 2003, Legal prostitution)

• Recommendations (4)

  Rant 194 (April 22, 2007 Goth Top 5)
  Rant 178 (December 24, 2006 X-mas Songs)
  Rant 174 (November 25, 2006 William Recommends: Anime)
  Rant 154 (July 2, 2006 William Recommends: Albums)

• Site Related (11)

  Rant 250 (May 25, 2008 Fifth anniversary layout spectacular!)
  Rant 216 (September 30, 2007 Layout 8)
  Rant 200 (June 3, 2007 Retrospective)
  Rant 155 (July 9, 2006 Blood & Fire!)
  Rant 101 (June 12, 2005 zombies of death!!)
  Rant 81 (January 23, 2005, Oh Good Grief)
  Rant 54 (July 11, 2004, Here comes the rain)
  Rant 36 (February 22, 2004, The new site)
  Rant 35 (February 15, 2004, The big move)
  Rant 28 (December 28,2003, New Layout!)
  Rant 1 (an intro to the new site)

• Movie Mock-ups (4)

  Rant 47 (May 9, 2004, My movie madness)
  Rant 13 (September 7, 2003, Bond, James Bond)
  Rant 11 (August 24, 2003, Monster Squad 2)
  Rant 3 (June 29, 2003, Horror movie idea)

• Grammar and Words (7)

  Rant 257 (July 20, 2008 The Journey of My Soul in Space)
  Rant 245 (April 20, 2008 Prepositions)
  Rant 183 (January 28, 2007 New words)
  Rant 173 (November 19, 2006 Word Play)
  Rant 161 (August 20, 2006 Enunciate)
  Rant 136 (February 19, 2006 Grammar, No Frankenstein)
  Rant 21 (November 9, 2003, Grammar and Frankenstein)

• Weird Personal Stuff (28)

  Rant 264 (Rant September 7, 2008 Olfactory Awareness)
  Rant 248 (May 11, 2008 Small Talk)
  Rant 243 (April 6, 2008 Last Man on Earth)
  Rant 242 (March 30, 2008 The Big Three-Oh)
  Rant 235 (February 10, 2008 True Confessions!)
  Rant 219 (October 21, 2007 Rocky Horror ROCKS)
  Rant 202 (June 24, 2007 On the road again)
  Rant 191 (April 1, 2007 Look closer)
  Rant 189 (March 18, 2007 Bad Dream)
  Rant 179 (December 31, 2006 A good parent?)
  Rant 163 (September 3, 2006 Feeling Old)
  Rant 151 (June 11, 2006 Con Report '06)
  Rant 131 (January 15, 2006 Setting it Straight)
  Rant 118 (October 9, 2005 Fictional Affairs)
  Rant 115 (September 18, 2005 Gay for Marty?!)
  Rant 107 (July 24, 2005 Funny Stuff)
  Rant 98 (May 22, 2005 Trouble sleeping)
  Rant 97 (May 15, 2005 Sick Sense part 2)
  Rant 93 (April 17, 2005 High School Anxiety)
  Rant 87 (March 6, 2005, Sweet Dreams)
  Rant 67 (October 10, 2004, Before I Die)
  Rant 66 (October 3, 2004, Suicide Note)
  Rant 58 (August 8, 2004, Favorite things)
  Rant 49 (June 6, 2004, A geek's odyssey)
  Rant 46 (May 2, 2004, Sick sense)
  Rant 32 (January 25, 2004, Here in my car)
  Rant 15 (September 28, 2003, Trouble in Canada)
  Rant 8 (August 3, 2003, Christianity made easy)

• Evil Villainy (5)

  Rant 241 (March 23, 2008 Why World Domination)
  Rant 200 (June 3, 2007 Retrospective)
  Rant 127 (December 18, 2005 Almost Evil)
  Rant 42 (April 4, 2004, Fun phrases)
  Rant 9 (August 10, 2003, Villain names)

• Everything Else (29)

  Rant 273 (November 23, 2008 Racist joke redemption!)
  Rant 271 (November 9, 2008 Not Sending the Hate Mail)
  Rant 246 (April 27, 2008 Memorial Service)
  Rant 239 (March 9, 2008 Healthy Snacks)
  Rant 237 (February 24, 2008 Common Misconceptions)
  Rant 229 (December 30, 2007 Outdoor Masturbation Week)
  Rant 221 (November 4, 2007 Ode to Charlie Brown)
  Rant 211 (August 25, 2007 ...I've Got Answers)
  Rant 210 (August 19, 2007 You've Got Questions?)
  Rant 192 (April 8, 2007 My Sexiness)
  Rant 159 (August 6, 2006 Brain Farts)
  Rant 150 (May 28, 2006 Weird Religions)
  Rant 141 (March 26, 2006 How to Spot a Psychopath)
  Rant 130 (January 8, 2006 Toy Penguin Pets)
  Rant 129 (January 1, 2006 Oh, For Fun!)
  Rant 110 (August 14, 2005 YKYDFDF-CW)
  Rant 96 (May 8, 2005 What I Learned From Cartoons)
  Rant 79 (January 2, 2005, Super powers?)
  Rant 77 (December 19, 2004, Geeks)
  Rant 74 (November 28, 2004, Girl Scout or Satanist?)
  Rant 73 (November 21, 2004, Starting a Cult)
  Rant 72 (November 14, 2004, Signs of the Apocalypse)
  Rant 63 (September 12, 2004, If I Were a Rich Man)
  Rant 61 (August 29, 2004, The 4am rant)
  Rant 51 (June 20, 2004, Old fashioned fun)
  Rant 30 (January 11, 2004, Going crazy)
  Rant 10 (August 17, 2003, Trix)
  Rant 5 (July 13, 2003, Parallel universes)
  Rant 4 (July 6, 2003, Harry the Hooligan)

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